I was trying to see if anyone could win my little game of the beaver. They would of had to stun the beaver then ducted taped it. Eventually tying the balloon while blown up which would lead to the beaver’s demise.
I had some fun doing this, but I only tried the story on 10 people.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HEYTHERE
You: You see a beaver in the distance lumbering towards you, a menacing glare on its face. You are armed with duct tape, a balloon, a spare set of shoes, and nailclippers. What do you do?
You: The beaver is getting closer with each passing second, but luckily it appears to have a broken foot
You: This slows it down somewhat
You: You are armed with duct tape, a balloon, a spare set of shoes, and nailclippers.
Stranger: Hmmmm cut my nails with the nail clipper and slowly walk away from the beaver c:
Stranger: O_O
You: The beaver has seen you cut your nails. The beaver is angrier and more determined to attack
You: It is drawing near
Stranger: I’d hit the beaver with the set of shoes
You: You look around and find yourself in a clearing. You hear water rushing in the distance.
Stranger: RUN TO THE WATER
You: Roll to determine outcome of Shoe throw? Y/N
You: OR
You: Run to water?
You: (1=worst, 12=best)
Stranger: hmmm Run to the water
You: You run towards the sound of rushing water.
You: You eventually reach a river, which is rushing pretty rapidly. It is narrow but deep.
The beaver has regained control and is limping towards you, making a strange screeching noise
Stranger: do i still have the shoes?
Stranger:
You: You are wearing shoes. But you have lost your extra pair.
You: You are armed with duct tape, a balloon, and nailclippers.
Stranger: I’d hit the beaver with the nailclipper
You: Roll to determine outcome of nailclipper? Y/N
Stranger: Y
You: ROLLING
You: 10!
Stranger:
You: You swing at the beaver’s head and connect. Not hard enough to kill it, but the creature is momentarily stunned
You: (with nailclipper in hand)
You: You are armed with duct tape, a balloon
You: You see a east bank along side the river.
You: You see a stunned beaver.
Stranger: then i tape the balloon to the beaver and then throw it in the water
You: SUCCESS!
You: Beaver is thrown into the river
You: But the balloon was not blown up. Beaver wakes up from being stunned by the rushing waters!
Stranger: YESSSS
Stranger: NOOO
You: The beaver is once again gaining on you
You: It is excited by the prospect of killing you. It would be able to feed its family a feast like never before!
Stranger: but its taped together it cant move
You: Typically this beaver eats smaller creatures. It is a carnivore beaver. However, driven by hunger and sickness, it is determined to land a great meal.
You: hmmm your right!
You: but duct tape is ineffective in water!
Stranger: ah
Stranger:
You: You see a east bank along side the river.
You: You see angry beaver returning for a fight.
You: You are armed with extra duct tape.
Stranger: gives up and lets the beaver eat me
You: You have been eaten by the beaver!
You: You win 40 points out of 100
You: Thanks for playing.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I could have won if i wasnt tired >_> lol
You: Possible
Stranger: STUPID BEAVER FFFUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.