Angry Beaver X2 revenge of the beaver.

I was trying to see if anyone could win my little game of the beaver. They would of had to stun the beaver then ducted taped it. Eventually tying the balloon while blown up which would lead to the beaver’s demise.
I had some fun doing this, but I only tried the story on 10 people.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HEYTHERE
You: You see a beaver in the distance lumbering towards you, a menacing glare on its face. You are armed with duct tape, a balloon, a spare set of shoes, and nailclippers. What do you do?
You: The beaver is getting closer with each passing second, but luckily it appears to have a broken foot
You: This slows it down somewhat
You: You are armed with duct tape, a balloon, a spare set of shoes, and nailclippers.
Stranger: Hmmmm cut my nails with the nail clipper and slowly walk away from the beaver c:
Stranger: O_O
You: The beaver has seen you cut your nails. The beaver is angrier and more determined to attack
You: It is drawing near
Stranger: I’d hit the beaver with the set of shoes
You: You look around and find yourself in a clearing. You hear water rushing in the distance.
Stranger: RUN TO THE WATER
You: Roll to determine outcome of Shoe throw? Y/N
You: OR
You: Run to water?
You: (1=worst, 12=best)
Stranger: hmmm Run to the water
You: You run towards the sound of rushing water.
You: You eventually reach a river, which is rushing pretty rapidly. It is narrow but deep.
The beaver has regained control and is limping towards you, making a strange screeching noise
Stranger: do i still have the shoes?
Stranger: :D
You: You are wearing shoes. But you have lost your extra pair.
You: You are armed with duct tape, a balloon, and nailclippers.
Stranger: I’d hit the beaver with the nailclipper
You: Roll to determine outcome of nailclipper? Y/N
Stranger: Y
You: ROLLING
You: 10!
Stranger: :D
You: You swing at the beaver’s head and connect. Not hard enough to kill it, but the creature is momentarily stunned
You: (with nailclipper in hand)
You: You are armed with duct tape, a balloon
You: You see a east bank along side the river.
You: You see a stunned beaver.
Stranger: :D then i tape the balloon to the beaver and then throw it in the water :D
You: SUCCESS!
You: Beaver is thrown into the river
You: But the balloon was not blown up. Beaver wakes up from being stunned by the rushing waters!
Stranger: YESSSS
Stranger: NOOO
You: The beaver is once again gaining on you
You: It is excited by the prospect of killing you. It would be able to feed its family a feast like never before!
Stranger: but its taped together it cant move
You: Typically this beaver eats smaller creatures. It is a carnivore beaver. However, driven by hunger and sickness, it is determined to land a great meal.
You: hmmm your right!
You: but duct tape is ineffective in water!
Stranger: ah
Stranger: :(
You: You see a east bank along side the river.
You: You see angry beaver returning for a fight.
You: You are armed with extra duct tape.
Stranger: gives up and lets the beaver eat me
You: You have been eaten by the beaver!
You: You win 40 points out of 100
You: Thanks for playing.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I could have won if i wasnt tired >_> lol
You: Possible :D
Stranger: STUPID BEAVER FFFUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Angry Beaver – Omegle

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hey, 15 f maryland
You: You see a beaver in the distance lumbering towards you, a menacing glare on its face. You are armed with duct tape, a balloon, a spare set of shoes, and nailclippers. What do you do?
You: The beaver is getting closer with each passing second, but luckily it appears to have a broken foot
You: This slows it down somewhat
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gimme a sec
You: The beavier is angrier and more determined to attack
You: It is drawing near
Stranger: i put the shoes in the ballon then blow it up and tie it
You: The beaver jump at your rising figure, snapping at your toes, but luckily you are high enough to avoid its rabid attack
You: Now you are rising above the treeline, still with nailclippers and ducttape
You: You will continue to rise unless you figure out a way to get back to land
You: the wind picks up and blows you eastward, towards what looks like a wooden hut
Stranger: no
You: Yes
Stranger: i need to tape the balloon to the beavers back
Stranger: then pop it with the nail clippers and it will die of shock from the deafening boom
You: It is to late. You are now on the wooden hut.
Stranger: ok
You: On the roof. which then cracks and sends you falling into the shack below. You are not badly injured.
Stranger: i would use the roof of the hut to file away part of my nails
You: The shack appears to be abandoned. You are in a small dusty room.
Stranger: then i would clip them off and through their razor sharp edges at the beaver
You: You are in a small dusty room.
You: There is no beaver
Stranger: hmm
You: There is a door to your left
Stranger: i would open the door
You: and you are armed with duct tape, nai clippers, and a ragged balloon is still strapped to your head. You also have the map.
You: You see the ravage beaver
Stranger: AHHH
Stranger: the map
Stranger: now can i throw my nails at the beaver?
Stranger: ahhh
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i will use the duct tape to wax the hair off the beaver
You: Roll to determine outcome of Nails thrown at beaver? Y/N
Stranger: it will be so ashamed it will die of embaressment
You: (1=worst, 12=best)
Stranger: y
You: Rolling…
You: 9.
Stranger: thats good!
You: You throw nails at the beaver’s head and connect. Not hard enough to kill it, but the creature is momentarily stunned
Stranger: can i wax it now
You: You have no wax.
You: you are armed with duct tape
You: The beaver has regained control and is limping towards you, making a strange screeching noise
Stranger: i will use the duct tape to wax off its hair!!!!
You: Roll to determine outcome of Ductape on beaver? Y/N
Stranger: y
You: Rolling
You: 2
Stranger: oh damn
You: It is excited by the prospect of killing you. It would be able to feed its family a feast like never before!
You: Typically this beaver eats smaller creatures. It is a carnivore beaver. However, driven by hunger and sickness, it is determined to land a great meal.
Stranger: (on a side note i love you)
You: The beaver is once again gaining on you
Stranger: ive got it
Stranger: ill pee on it since everyone knows that getting peed on sucks
You: Beaver has eaten you.
You: good game!
Stranger: well that sucks
Stranger: you are awesome btw
You: Thanks
You: Cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Idiocrazy

A low class lady and man came to my house today. They wanted me to enter their contest for a chance to win a vacation to Europe by buying magazines. They then told me it would be safe and they would have body guards to keep me safe. Haha, anyway I proceeded to tell them I didn’t really want to be in a pyramid scheme and have bills from magazine subscriptions. She looked at me like I was crazy and tried to convince me it was just a contest and that my friend Tyler should have different friends. The man then said that I was pro-recession because I didn’t want to give them money.

Sugar: the bitter truth

I’ve lost lots of weight when I was in Germany and I’ve gained some weight here in America. I wasn’t sure what eating habits I changed. But thinking about it I hardly had any sugar product, and barely any soda. But I would occasionally would have a chocolate bar. After watching this film it all made a lot more sense why I have gained some weight.

This video sheds some light on how the body processes fructose and sugar and why it should be avoided.

It crowd – Best of season 4

One of my favorite shows and I made a best of vid for it. ;P

Staged Oil Spill – The facts

Daggerfall – Set up guide elder scrolls II


This game was awesome. Very old school and they offer it for free on Bestheda’s webpage.

Download game
You will then need DosBox to run this old software.
http://www.dosbox.com/
Then run dosbox after installation. Make a folder on the c:\ named dagger
Then in the console type mount c c:\dagger -freesize 1000

I used the cd to install the game. But regardless the DFinstall.exe from the website should extract the CD files that you need. My folder with the contents was named dfcd

Basicly whatever CD drive you use on your computer E: or… lets say G: you want to mount the files there.

mount e c:\dagger\dfcd -t cdrom -label Daggerfall <—- I put the dfcd folder(cd contents)in the dagger folder

Once you do that go to E: (or whatever your cdrom is) and run the install.exe for daggerfall and install all the files in c:\dagger

After installation set up sound ( don't use midi) Soundblaster is good enough

Go to start / all programs / dosbox / configuration / edit configuration
on the bottom of the .conf file is an autoexec part were you can enter
mount c c:\dagger -freesize 1000
mount e c:\dagger\dfcd -t cdrom -label Daggerfall
C:
cd\dagger
dagger

This will automatically start daggerfall when you run dosbox which is nice.

Enjoy a really old game

Food for thought

Litter from female rat fed GM soy (bottom) compared with control

A lot of different countries are aware and do testing about GMO’s. Some BAN the use of it…. you can wonder why? I haven’t really been eating non-gmo food lately. There is always something I need to change.

Current Events – Time to commit.

About time in life to write out some new goals. I was pretty successful in all the goals I wanted to accomplish and some that are coming up soon. I interned at a software company, been working awhile back in IT at Acs and I’m getting married fairly soon. My fiance is one of the most amazing person I’ve ever known. She is so down to earth, understanding, bright, and a sweetheart. I love her more everyday :)

With that in mind I think it is about time to role back into the habit of programming with some CSS practice. I also wrote some basic customer input software that used database tables. I should probably improve my skills as the school year creeps up for free schooling. But deep down inside I know what I do with my time and how I manage it is going to be the bigger factor in my career later in life.

Writing this out will be a good little reminder to not get off track of what I want to accomplish in this short period of time. I’m still a huge Noob.

94% of bills passed in senate are done in secrecy?

That’s right I just heard this and I think it is post worthy.

Our country is corrupt this is insane. Video link below

Senator Jim DeMint – 94% of Bills passed in the Senate are done in SECRECY with NO DEBATE

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